Being an intelligent student, I am known from teaching Einstein all of his math skills which he however rudely stole from me. My exquisite artwork is very very famous for all of my crayon drawings, which are used for the creation of racecars.
My experience with flying F18 Jet fighters in combat is from none other then Disneyland.
I am a clothing designer who helped Calvin Klein start off his line, if he had listened to more of my ideas, he would have been famous for more than just jeans. I am an Olympic athlete, winning 6 gold medals for diving even though I can't swim. Growing vegetables has a special place in my heart.
It was an amazing experience being able to meet Gandhi, Oprah, and Hitler. I tried convincing him out of the war but clearly he did not want to listen to me. By day I am a student but by night, I am a ninja with the highest level of training possible. Secretly I'm spiderman's cousin.
Being an avid climber, I have climbed Mount Everest about 15 times. And I'm still alive!
The flag on top is mine.
I gave the Wright brothers their ideas to build planes to get copyrights but they did not give me any royalties. I can count to tulip. I gave DaVinci his first painting set. The Mona Lisa? Yeah, that was inspired by me. Blue is pretty. I gave Warner Brothers their movie making rights.
Once winter comes along I get all my snowboarding fun in. My videogames are perfect for it! On the weekends, going to homeless shelters and looking at stray armadillos is what my life is all about. Petting their spiny backs and feeling all the ridges just makes me happy.
One secret that no one knows, it's hard for me to say... I am the seventh avenger. My creative mind is so impeccable that the sayings that Hallmark uses, came from my own brain. Steven Harper hired me to write his speech for when he got elected.
Pancakes taste good.
